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— Your just got home and is settling into his place. It just has to be then that the girl across the street he's had his eye on walks in and looks around his room a little too closely.

And unfortunately for him, she's discovered the one thing every guy wants to keep secret — his stash. We never see much beyond the covers of these magazines, but the girl will not be pleased with it. If she's an especially touchy girl, the collection may not even live beyond the next scene. This one is sometimes.

However, with the rise of streaming/downloading and the decline of physical video and print media, porn stashes are more likely to be virtual caches hidden in obscure subdirectories and encrypted partitions on people's hard drives. Nonetheless, in-media uses of the trope are highly resistant to and, preferring to stick with depictions of physical media stashes. The reasoning behind this is not hard to see; content creators and intellectual property-holders are not about to promote a pornography consumption model that And, of course, there's also the fact that, however limited and unsatisfying dirty magazines can be, at least they don't carry viruses or malware.

Plus and the fact that it's easier to make jokes, especially visual jokes, about a stack of magazines or movies than computer subfolders. Occasionally, a character will use his porn stash to The idea is that other people stop looking when they get to the porn stash, because they think the porn stash is what the character meant to hide. Not to be confused with a, which is something else entirely. See also, for what people might turn to if their porn stash is insufficient. Most often a trope, very rarely explored seriously (except for porn addiction, which in itself may become a or ).

•: • Osomatsu has one that Choromatsu 'borrows'. • Karamatsu hides his in the bookshelf. • Ichimatsu hides his under the floor. • Jyushimatsu hides his in the attic. • Todomatsu hides his in the closet. • Rouche, the lecherous father of the heroine of, utilizes decoy porn stashes to protect the real cache from his (literally) draconic wife.

• In, Maeda is horrified when his mom cleans his room and sees his porn, but says nothing about it. His friends go on to tell their tales of embarrassment. One guy saw a cute girl behind the video store counter when he was renting porn, one guy saw his childhood friend behind the counter, and one guy saw. Maeda's mom behind the counter. • on an aversion.

One of the is a diagram of Negi's room with comments on his various magical belongings. One of them goes something like 'This is the drawer where Negi keeps his books. He's only ten, so there's no porn in it.'

• A subversion occurs later on when Yuna's father is reading something related to his job as a mage and hides it under some Ero Magazines when Yuna comes in (and promptly has a stack of books and papers fall on her because she's opened the wrong half of the door) and so was using porn as a distraction in the name of. The porn doesn't really bother her though; her only response is 'Eh, I don't really mind; you're an adult, after all.' • In, Youko regularly torches the parts of Keita's collection he doesn't keep hidden. •: • Narrowly avoided when Sana is unpacking his boxes for his new apartment and Aoi offers to help.

Quickly realizing what the box she's going for contains, Sana hastily replies with, 'No, wait, never mind, I'll unpack it myself.' • Some episodes later, Aoi (), walks in and sees the stash on the floor since Sana was searching for a special key. She also sees some tissues from when he was blowing his nose earlier and runs out, red with embarrassment. • Yuuji in isn't so lucky. The box containing his 'treasures' not only opens for to see, it spills all over the floor. • Mahoro from is.

She spends a whole episode hunting Suguru's porn, eventually capturing a bag of porn magazines. Then,, she discovers dozens more hidden behind a fake wall- and Suguru later states that this still only represents. • Hideki from keeps lots of porn scattered about his room. When his cram-school teacher unexpectedly drops in when she's drunk, she finds them.

She's not offended though, other than calling him naughty in a tongue-in-cheek way and dismissing it as 'guys stuff', but Hideki's still horrified. Chi,, keeps copying poses from them much to his horror, too. • In, Onizuka's whole room is his porn stash. • Subverted in. When the male lead's room is searched by two of his female classmates, they express disappointment when they don't find a Porn Stash. • Light of, in order to provide an explanation why he locks his door all the time, gets a porn stash for his father (and the detective team) to discover. • Tenchi Masaki apparently kept a stash under his bed, which could just be seen near the end of the first episode of the if you knew what you were looking for.

While no-one said anything about it in the show itself, the writers of 101 Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki Secrets saw fit to devote a page (question 23) to it and explain that they're magazines for healthy young men. • subverts this one. Nagi, sneaking around Hayate's room, finds what she thinks to be a Porn Stash full of naked women, as expected. Subverted when it's revealed to be a sumo magazine.

And then it turns out it's not Hayate's at all, but. • Godai's pile of mags in make multiple appearances. First falling out whenever he tries to clean up.

Later he stashes them with Yotsuya when he is entertaining female company and directly tells him not to return them while Kozue is around (he knows Yotsuya too well). Later after Yagami moves in and takes over (and Godai flees to another room), she tells him she donated 'those magazines' to a recycling drive.

Where do we start? First of all, the club room itself has a large stack of. Pretty much every member of the club (except Saki) has their own — even Ohno (fitting a ).

And at one point it's subverted, when Madarame uses a set of bondage DVDs to hide a real secret (several photos of Saki cosplaying). • For a female variant in, Mayu's becomes a (very minor) running joke. • In the first episode of Asuta tries to cheer up Hazuma by buying him some porn (well they might actually just be Photobooks — i.e.

— but the idea's the same) regardless of the fact that Hazumu isn't interested. Tomari discovers them and this leads to Asuta getting, Akagi on the other hand,. • In we see Konata's computer screen, and it's a folder full of subfolders with names that might be fetishes (e.g.,, ).

But, then, whether points are fetishes in the eyes of an otaku is another matter. • Also subverted in the anime, when Kagami wondered if Konata put her stash in the closet. Konata answered that they were in her father's study as the two of them share the games.

• Another discussion: Konata said does not peek into her communication records since he knew what would happen when 'people peep into his D: drive'. • In the second OVA, the discovery of the mechanic team's massive Porn Stash in their quarters at the HQ prompts the infamous Seven Days of Fire. • In, Seiji Sawamura kept a very large collection under his bed, nearly all featuring the same girl. 'Kept' being the operative word because Midori forced him to throw it all out as soon as she saw it, over his loud objections. • In, when Nagi went to look for a bag to hide her magical girl wand/purification staff in, she mentions that she came across Jin's porn stash.

Apparently he's a breast man. Immediately looks down at her own bust after hearing this information. In episode seven, Jin becomes worried after Nagi locks herself in his closet, because that's where he keeps the stash. Nagi's not too pleased as she thumbs through his collection. Nagi: Milky tits? • In, this happens in episode 2 when visits Takaaki's room after their long separation. • Not exactly porn, but in the books, Kyon has a hidden folder on the SOS Club's computer labeled after which contains photos of her enforced cosplay.

At one point, she notices the folder and he has to try and distract her. (Of course, then Haruhi shows up in a mood, rescuing Kyon..) • Considering that the tone when he saved it as such (and his frantic self-note to back it up when the computer club threatens to take the computer back) implies that for Kyon, it is essential. Why he keeps it on a school computer considering that is unanswered. • New member Yasumi found it, and kept it a secret, but let Kyon know she did. • In, as the main character frantically cleans his apartment for his mother's visit, he carries away his stash to hide it temporarily, but runs into his mother in the process and spills the magazines for all to see.

• There's also another episode where his friend gives him a CD-ROM full of Hentai, to inspire character designs for an Eroge game they're developing. He doesn't make any progress at all. • Satou is shown to reach for a tissue every now and then, and after discovering that, he is shown surrounded by empty tissue boxes. He downloads terabytes of! • And in the manga, this goes further — his porn obsession eventually leads him to build a massive customized rig just for pornography, complete with cavernous hard-drive, several monitors, high-fidelity headphones and a leather massage chair. In his parents' spare bedroom. Needless to say,.

• Subverted in. When Tomoyo starts making it a part of her morning routine to make sure that Tomoya and Sunohara wake up and make it to school on time, she notices a magazine on the floor of Sunohara's room. Curious, she picks it up and looks at it, causing Sunohara to panic.

However, she nonchalantly comments, 'Oh, it's just porn.' • While alluded to in the anime, the visual novel has Akio bring one up constantly. Whether it's true or not is up for grabs.

• Simarly in, Mitsuki finds a part of Kazuki's stash, shows it to Kazuki (he's embarrassed and expecting tragedy) and then replaces it, all without saying anything. It's never mentioned again, and she even confesses to him later that episode. • Subverted in, of all places,, when Su, being a bigger pain in the ass than normal (save for Molmol), finds Keitaro's porn stash while he and Naru are studying. Naru shrugs it off as normal for guys when Su asks if this proves Keitaro is a pervert.

• In, Master Roshi and Murasaki are shown to have large collections of porn. • Also when looking through Murasaki's hut Goku finds a huge porn stash and proclaims 'it's Master Roshi's magazines, How did they get there?' • Bulma once accidentally opened one of her father's capsules when she mixed up his case of capsules with her own. The capsule ended up being full of porn. She immediately destroyed it.

• 's Nishimoto gave away his porn stash to his classmates, Hanai confiscates the rest. Yakumo runs away from him when she senses his lust. • Discussed with a lampshade in. Every parent knows about those magazines and things under the bed.

•: Our peace loving hero built a robot out of panties specifically to guard his porn. When things go wrong though, he knows that he must sacrifice the porn just to save his friend's life. In an episode in the 2nd season, the robot comes back into the picture, as does the porn. Thanks to a little bit of Ikaros' magic, Tomoki's porno mags are dancing happy to have him as their owner. • has Nagasumi and his dad stumbling across a mermaid porn DVD in box of mermaid aerobics videos.

When they both eagerly sit down to watch it, they're both stunned to find erotic footage of. Nagasumi's dad casually questions his interests, and the humiliated Nagasumi dies a little more inside. • In an episode of, as a reward for doing something heroic, Tylor is given a porn tape by the marines on the spaceship, with a dire death threat should he not return it. Download Game Guitar Hero Untuk Laptop Windows 7. He starts to turn it on in a fairly disinterested way, and the episode ends up involving his frantic attempts to eject the tape when it becomes stuck in the player, all the while being constantly interupted by all female members of the crew to deal with their own feminine problems. Things do not turn out well for him, but nothing ever does anyway. • In an episode of, a friend of the protagonist goes to deliver a porno to him, and bumps into the heroine, while doing so, who calls him a pervert in a completely deadpan manner. After that incident, she makes an off-hand comment to the protagonist about him liking older women, and later on gets a shocked expression when the friend told him what happened, and he realizes what Tokiko meant.

• Used in the harem comedy, when Sakurako discovers a stash of photographs of her and the other girls' 'parts' Maeda has taken, and is. • In, when Zastin was possessed by a ghost they found him in his room going through some Ero-mags. Nana calls him on it, while Momo accepts it as he is a healthy man. She then immediately questions Rito about his stash.

Though considering Rito, he probably doesn't have one. • In, Yukki has a stash that was once found by Yuno as she tidied his room.

Curiously, she doesn't seem to care, which is surprising for the normally super. Yukki freaks out and snatches it off her, then accidentally shows it to his mother. Apart from a single line, no more is said about it. After all, her son just brought a.

• Keiichi Morisato of keeps a small collection of 'dirty magazines' in his room. Every character in the series knows about it and knows where to find it (back of the bottom drawer of his desk), except maybe Belldandy, and its existence has been used to torture Keiichi on more than one occasion. Its location was a minor plot point during one arc. • In, Kyousuke and his sister Kirino each have their own stashes. The latter actually spreads the former's stash around his room for his childhood friend to see just to mess with her. Since Manami has an obvious crush on Kyousuke, she is pleased instead of freaked out that one of Kyousuke's magazines she saw was a fetish mag. • Bishop Frau uses the church library to creatively hide his immense porn stash in.

• In, Yoshinoya-sensei lists some places where Yuno's orange notebook might be. Before realizing that she was thinking of typical places to hide porn. The principal was not pleased to hear this.

• Played with in. Kazuo brings the eponymous girl Narue to his house, but doesn't have his stash properly stashed. Additionally, his computer's wallpaper is of a busty bikini girl.

Narue, being an alien, however, is oblivious to what these really are. • Germany, in, is implied to have one in episode 8, giving rise to this gem from a traumatised Italy. (For those of you not in on the joke Germany in Real Life is somewhat infamous for making weird and disturbing porn.). Italy: He's really sadistic, and he has lots of strange magazines and DVDs in his house! The last one I found involved dogs!

Oh, and he really loves bondage! He was doing *censored* until a little while ago!

• Germany has also received a box full of erotic books from Finland (who is representing ) as a Christmas present. • doesn't have one (), but Italy mistakes his ukiyo-e collection as one. • In, Atsu threatens to tell Macharu's mother where Macharu keeps his. Much later, he does tell Haruna, who merely accepts its existence silently while Macharu can't even stammer an excuse for it.

• Junpei in has one, which is discovered at various points by two members of his harem. Tsukasa hides it from him, to his frustration and embarrassment. But he finds it even more embarrassing when Aya makes a point to replace one she accidentally ruined. • We get a blink-and-you'll-miss-it look at Panty's stash in episode 3 of. She has quite a few mags.along with her vast collection of dildos, handcuffs, and anal beads (among other things).

But then, the rest of their place has mags that's she's dropped littering the place anyway. • from has one, though it's into a mere stash of cute bathing suit model's mags in the anime. Nanako still reacts in utter horror when she sees it. Morris: I understand - I'll be sure to leave out anything that might ruin your public image. Barnaby: Excuse me? Morris: In return, please recommend some good sites if you know of any!

Barnaby: • The page image is the porn stash for Shuusuke in. Note The caption is a gag and not actually in the work, for the record. • Yuuta in keeps one under his bed, and was found by Rikka. • The chairman of Hachimitsu academy in has a collection of photos of women's butts. After his daughter finds out he's been on porn sites he decides to take the photos home only to end up spilling them in front of her. So he decides to bury them, which he has to do twice.

The second time he uses cement so he won't be able to dig them back up like last time. • Of course even with his photos gone he still has to the porn sites he frequents and later on he buys as an ergonomic ass mouse pad, which he tries and fails to hide from his daughter. • In, Issei and his two perverted friends all have collections of porn. The girls in Issei's life don't really give him any grief over it (it is quite well known how horny he is), but Issei does lament at one point that living with his harem means he doesn't get much alone time to enjoy his stash.

• In, Kirche's family heirloom is an old porn magazine from the 1970's. She casually gives it away to Count Mott, saying she had already memorized it. This incident is a clue for Saito that people and things from Earth have been summoned to for a long time.

• In the first episode of, the super-elaborate safe that serves as a central Macguffin contains nothing more than a small pile of dirty magazines and one detective suggests the late owner's son should burn the contents. • In, Kanade Amakusa has in his computer a folder labeled 'The Path to Being a Philosopher', which really holds porn.

In episode 6, he's forced to delete it. •: While in Arima's room, Yukino goes snooping and finds his hidden stash of dectective and police novels & shows. He wants to be a police officer instead of a doctor when he grows up.

• There's a manga only story line in where Kaoru agrees to help manage Mayotama's table at Comiket so she can find out the location of Hajime's magazines and doujinshi. She manages to get rid of them, but he still had all of his scans on an SD card. • In, Gildarts carries a lot of naughty magazines in his bag.

• The now-immortal Pippin Took in has, just as any eternal adolescent would, been collecting porn for six thousand years. (He was twenty-nine at the time of the quest, which to a hobbit is roughly the equivalent of a sixteen-to-nineteen-year-old human, and is now stuck at that age forever.) He keeps it all in his mattress.

Unfortunately, he's in the bottom one of a set of bunk beds, and the collection is so huge that his nose now presses against the top bunk when he sleeps. The rest of the Fellowship have dubbed him the Porn Dragon. • After they find a perfectly preserved Da Vinci in the depths of the pile, perfectly preserved which they promptly sell on the black market, not wanting to explain where it was from and how it lasted so long.

They also consider selling him to the British Library due to his preservative abilities, but decide against it on the grounds that they know where he's been. • In the 'Never Say Never Say Never' chapter of, it is implied that Luffy, Chopper, and Brook are going through Sanji's secret porn stash while he was out with the wolfpack. Turns out, they were looking through Sanji's secret stash of.

• In, after deleting the one on the SOS Brigade's computer, Kyon gains a smaller one on his phone, courtesy of Mikuru and Tsuruya. • In, Pinkie finds a porn magazine when they're asked to search for 'something suspicious'. Natasha: Do we really want to see Tony's secret stash of porn? Steve: It's Tony. Why would Tony hide his porn? ( to five minutes later, when they're all watching the Muppets and ) • The episode 'SHED.MOV' reveals Fluttershy's ever-mysterious shed to be this.

That, and a place where she hangs up the mutilated remains of dead woodland creatures. • In, Naruto indicates that his mother Kushina has a stash of her own.

It's confirmed in. • In the fanfiction ', it is mentioned that has stumbled across a stash owned by Ben's father. And through Ben's thoughts it is heavily suggested he is well aware of them. •: Rainbow and Scootaloo each have one. • In, Lana, of all people, is strongly implied to have a porn collection hidden somewhere out of her younger sisters's reach. •: Except the title character's stash was thrust () on him against his own wishes.

• Used in when the girl finds the Porn Stash and starts masturbating. • In the movie, Nicole Kidman's character finds the protagonist's stash of bondage magazines, but rather than get creeped out she's willing to act out his fantasies. It turns out that it's just part of the plan to manipulate him so that he will. • The corner store owner in had some pornographic magazines lying around his security room, which the protagonists discover while looking for a place to hide from the killer. • In the film version of, Roderick has a magazine about girls and motorcycles in his bedroom. While not porn per se', the way his mother treats it later in the film makes it a case of in a kids film. • In, when one character believes he will be the next to die, he gives another character the keys to his apartment and asks him to remove all the porn and other contraband before his mother can find it.

•: Features a rare female version of this trope. • In, the girls of the DAR plant Verena's father's porn stash in Mr. Dewey's briefcase to get rid of him, making sure Mrs.

Dewey finds it and shows it to Ms. [McVane], the school principal. • features a porn stash as a major plot point. There is a good legal reason it is hidden in a safe. • Parodied in, believe it or not. Kevin McCallister finds some magazines in his older brother's bedroom and thinks it's gross that nobody's wearing anything. • Invoked in (though it's the 10-year-old brother with the stash in this case).

Alex has just met his simuloid duplicate, Beta, and the conversation naturally gets a little loud. Startled, Alex's younger brother Louis wakes up.

Beta: I said, back to sleep, Louis, or I'm telling Ma about your Playboys! • In, a State Trooper is going to search the family van because they are all acting so suspiciously ( they are hiding their grandfather's body in the back), but instead he finds Grandpa's raunchy porn stash (with the uncle's gay porn on top) and suddenly 'understands' why they were so evasive.

•: Opens with a kid secreting a magazine from his sleeping father's stash. He later meets the centerfold when she crashes into their house.

• Then there's, where cracks a safe to find documents linking a German lawyer to Blofeld. He finds the monthly in there too.

And he, the evil bastard, steals the centerfold. • In the of the otherwise traumatically horrifying film, rebellious adolescent Danny shares his spoils with his friends in his treehouse. 'Page forty-three will change your life.

Hey, that one looks like your mom!' • A mother discovers her little boy's porn collection in after she finds him putting together a jigsaw puzzle featuring a naked woman.

Matricide ensues. • A rare example of this being played for drama in. The main character is a sex addict who looks at and saves porn even on his work computer, which causes a virus to enter the system. • A scene cut from the movie has Shaun and Ed searching their roommate Pete's bedroom for his car keys, at which point Ed would come across a stash of fat girl porn. This was a call-back to another cut scene in which Pete mentioned he did many things he wasn't proud of, including sleeping with a fat girl. • There's a briefly seen porn stash, consisting of magazines depicting nude and partially nude women, in.

The owner of it. • Skirted (not a euphemism) in the 2007: in what he thinks may be his final message to his parents, Sam states, 'If you find Busty Beauties 4 under my bed, I'm holding it for Niles. Okay, that's a lie, Uncle Charles gave it to me and I'm sorry.' Later, when looking for Captain Witwicky's glasses in his room, he specifically states that Micheala should not look in one particular box of things, which he calls his 'treasure chest.'

• In the film, Adrian Veidt has a folder labeled 'boys' on his computer. This was intended as in in-joke to fans of the Comic Book.